Corrupt a wish!

[DragoNate]

I saw people on the forums for Realm Grinder on Kongregate playing "Corrupt A Wish" so why don't we play it here too?
How To Play

1. One person makes a wish
2. The next person corrupts the previous person's wish and makes a wish of their own
3. lather, rinse and repeat

Rules

1. Keep it clean-ish
2. HAVE FUN!

Example
[Wish] "I wish for 1 million dollars!"
[Corruption] "You can't spend a single cent for yourself"

 

[Fa Gee]

I wish for a new house

 

[DragoNate]

I wish for a new house

But your new house will have yellow colored ceilings that you can't re-color.

I wish for a car whose engine will never fail.

 

[Fa Gee]

But your new house will have yellow colored ceilings that you can't re-color.

I wish for a car whose engine will never fail.

But the car is stolen by your best friend and sold without your knowledge

 

[Cabbitude]

Since the last person didn't make a wish, here's mine - I wish for the outstanding debt of my loved ones to be paid off

 

[Zombunny]

Granted but in return you now owe their debts

I wish I wasn't so cold

 

[Beanie Draws]

Granted, but now you live in the middle of the Desert.

I wish for world peace

 

[TubeBuddy]

Granted, but now you live on mars, and not the earth.

I wish for better film equipment.

 

[Beanie Draws]

(you say that like that would be a bad thing )

Granted, but now you keep forgetting to bring your batteries forever.

I wish for a bettery that would allow me to play pokemon go all day without worry.

 

[TubeBuddy]

Granted, but now your screen is so cracked you can't see anything.

I wish for a better apartment.

 

[BraveStar]

Granted, but you have live next to the neighbor from hell.

I wish the new Star Trek Picard series is a big hit.

 

[Beanie Draws]

Granted, but they spend so much money on the series that it bankrupts the producers and they have to cancel the series due to budget issues.

I wish I had a better phone

 

[TubeBuddy]

Granted, but they spend so much money on the series that it bankrupts the producers and they have to cancel the series due to budget issues.

I wish I had a better phone

Granted, but it's a Windows phone.

I wish for a dog

 

[Beanie Draws]

Granted, but it's so huge it's difficult to look after

I wish for a Trex

 

[TubeBuddy]

Granted, but it's now your wife.

I wish for a new skateboard!

 

[Beanie Draws]

Granted, but it's now your wife.

I wish for a new skateboard!

Again, you say that like it's a bad thing!

I wish publishing weekly or even daily was a lot easier

 

[SupernovanVoyager]

Granted, but the publications should always be about chocolate and ice-cream.
I wish for a journey to another galaxy

 

[Destruction slayer]

Granted, but the publications should always be about chocolate and ice-cream.
I wish for a journey to another galaxy

Granted but but you get stranded with no feul
I wish corona didn't exist

 

[Beanie Draws]

Granted but but you get stranded with no feul
I wish corona didn't exist

Granted, but now Nasa has revealed there's a comet heading straight for earth.
I wish we could get more Jurassic movies after Jurassic World 3

 

[Destruction slayer]

But now they Don't want to make more .so I wish for a big green park of my own.

granted but you had to sell it because it's too expensive wish I could time travel