Corrupt a wish!

DragoNate

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I saw people on the forums for Realm Grinder on Kongregate playing "Corrupt A Wish" so why don't we play it here too?
How To Play
  1. One person makes a wish
  2. The next person corrupts the previous person's wish and makes a wish of their own
  3. lather, rinse and repeat
Rules
  1. Keep it clean-ish
  2. HAVE FUN!
Example
[Wish] "I wish for 1 million dollars!"
[Corruption] "You can't spend a single cent for yourself"
 

Beanie Draws

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(you say that like that would be a bad thing :p)

Granted, but now you keep forgetting to bring your batteries forever.

I wish for a bettery that would allow me to play pokemon go all day without worry.
 

Andrew

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Granted, but now your screen is so cracked you can't see anything.

I wish for a better apartment.
 

BraveStarrTG

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Granted, but you have live next to the neighbor from hell.

I wish the new Star Trek Picard series is a big hit.
 

Beanie Draws

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Granted, but they spend so much money on the series that it bankrupts the producers and they have to cancel the series due to budget issues.

I wish I had a better phone